Rowena

I feel like I'm expected to be able to time travel, see through people's mistakes and know exactly what the right answer is all the time, be places an hour ago when I'm told ... just now... Simply put, I am supposed to be superwoman. I'm not... Nor am I anywhere close or will I ever be... But hey, I'm okay with that... Now someone make me food... I'm exhausted!

I am kinda in love with the fact SLC parking enforcement vehicles are hummers.

Ashley Buchanan - is my skype going crazy or have you really not been online much lately! I know it does go crazy now and then so I have to check!

Great I'm not in Tooele... Now, can we get back to my show!

Banks... I hate them... One of those things you cant live with but you cant live without either.

Does it bother anyone else when people say Happy Fourth of July instead of Independence Day? We arent celebrating the fourth we are celebrating independence!

Maybe wearing black in triple digit heat wasnt one of my brightest ideas.

Plague of the diapers: Huggies- Blowout central Luvs - Red bottom Most pampers - Red bottom Pampers Sensitive - We have a winner, except evidently they arent the easiest to find... *sigh*

'When somebody wins, somebody else loses. Its such a hard concept for me.' - Effie on American Baking Competition... Beyond the weirdness of the comment, she's also an ATTORNEY... Anyone else see the oxymoron?

My Fair Lady Meet's Hell Kitchen: Look at him, a prisoner of the kitchen, Condemned by every syllable of his fiction. By right he should be taken out and hung, For the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue. Zach: Bok Chewy Bok Chewy! Heavens, what a noise! This is what the Kitchen population, Calls an elementary education Come, sir, I think you picked a poor example. Did I? Hear them down in Soho square, Dropping "h's" everywhere. Speaking English anyway they like. You sir, did you g...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Candy Crush didn't save my progress!

Never taking the bus with Jaden again! So mad! First the driver makes fun of me for having trouble getting on, when he was the one who wouldnt put out the ramp. Then he makes me take J out of his seat and puts the stroller/seat combo in the wheelchair straps... without baby and I am made to hold him! So much for safety! Oh he also got mad at me for taking a while to unstrap Jaden, excuse me for keeping Jaden secure! And then when I got off, he wouldnt let me strap Jaden in. Nor did he l...

*smirk* And if their explosions on KN and FB aren't enough, this is AWESOME! Best is his lawyer didn't even watch Kitchen Nightmares.

You mean we can actually have a T-storm without it being five minute rain patches? *gasp*

Stupid Comcast... Why can't you give me ALL of season six...

Look for clues. Clues? What kind of clues. *screaming*

So sorry Benjamin Skeen and Melissa Skeen for the baby spit up! But thanks for coming!

Owww... Owww... Owww...

M: 'He sounds like a baby' B: *odd look* 'He is a baby' M: 'Not Jaden! Waluigi!' B to J: 'Guess what. You sound like a baby!'

'She's doing it again... She's packing. Says she's going to some planet called America.'

Anyone's physician at PCMC? If so, who is it?

Hello, I was wondering if you have had notice joint pains? From hands, knees, and feet. If so, what did you do? Thanks!