I was in the hospital in March for an intractable migraine.
Had been there 3 days, severe pain, many tests run, lots of narcotics.
the ...maybe.... 29 year old on call resident who was an idiot from the moment I checked in ordered a
pregnancy test.
When the nurse told me,
I sat up in the bed, yelled at the top of my lungs,
"You tell him to...