Chad Sines

My mom told me to forget politics and Syria and come back to the real world. The real world of Honey Boo Boo...There is no way to reply..just no way at all.

My mom will scold me for a political post, but I would like to see the UN being the police of the world and not the US. This Syria issue, although serious, is what the UN is for.

Gotta love product placement strategy. At 2 am, the ads are about "chat lines" and at 6 am, it is prune juice.

My niece Emma Carter maps more than my sister Shannon Sines Carter. Maybe they both should stop staying up past midnight.

If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king... I would be kind to my rabbit subjects... at first.... One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits don't come. I'm embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world.. and make the rabbits watch.

Picking up a water bottle and then laying it down beside you so you can reach it later is a great idea...provided there is a lid on it......

I find it very interesting that my last two #charter DVRs will let me set up a series recording on ever channel except Fox News...I gotta have my The Five or I get cranky.

Happy 15th Navy Anniversary Mark Wilson

It is shame when Miley Cyrus gets more coverage than Ty Carter. Even sadder if you do not know who Ty Carter is.

I saw Honey Boo Boo's mom at the grocery store today...or her clone...either way I was scared.

Thank you Starbucks dude for not making fun when i ordered a double espresso caffeine free.

I thought the World's End was opening this Friday. Not at my theaters.

The pink stars are falling in lines

ready for a nap

i could be on American Ninja Warrior...i would fall in the water and/or die, but I could be on it.

My family has issues. They have so many issues you need a subscription.

Had a fun time with my sister, Melissa, last night.

What's the easiest way to keep a Vols football player out of your yard?? Paint it like an end zone.

I'm the best brother

I solved the mysterious beep

Getting some great rain.

Happy birthday to my phenomenal father.

Had a great day with parents, one sibling, a niece, a nephew, and a cat celebrating my dad's almost birthday. Well, to be honest the cat just used me as a stepping stool so he could look out the window...I got him back. I told him he was not human. He wept...then bit me.

Just saw a commercial for a new drug that said it some cases serious cancers have occurred. I am pretty sure they are all serious..

That moment when you realize that you are actually arguing with the fan for blowing the papers across the desk.