Chad Sines

If I start to spell your name the right way, please don't interrupt me with whatever wrong way your parents chose to spell it.

I've never met a group of people more worried about their "privacy" than the people on Facebook who share EVERYTHING about themselves.

Girls on Facebook: “getting Starbucks with jenny!” 2 minutes later: 141 pictures and 6 videos uploaded.

I cannot help but wonder if the US is going after Standard and Poor's because they downgraded the country for its excessive spending habits. There were a lot of politicians that can be blamed more for the housing mess.

I hope the cause of the power outage turns out to be an evil third Harbaugh Brother that coaches middle-school lacrosse or something

Really offended these microwave instructions told me to turn my burrito over gently like I don't treat every burrito with the utmost respect

The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own butt for a pillow.

lol. Just Skyped with my sister's Shannon Sines Carter class. How am I supposed to know the air quality in Beijing. lol Apparently the answer was not "very bad..can't breathe."

Bad ravens. Get it together. You had it, do not lose it.

love the old people commerical

I sure hope the Braves get a hole in one at the gravy bowl today.

Micah. I had fun with you and your sister this weekend. Try to drive your mommy crazy for me this week.

My two favorite quotes of the weekend. Shawn - That guy is driving too slow...over the speed limit. Emma- That guy is a bad driver. I think he is a police officer.

Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the "Like" button.

Foolish boy thinking his 13 years makes him more conniving than my 39. First hit from the snowball, the law of the snow forbade me from a deadly response. Second hit required shock and awe, he ended up with his shirt full of snow...Announced a third hit would end up with the front of his pants full of snow...complete and utter surrender..I win...Foolish boy.

Giving away two kids. No returns, no exchanges. Will throw in a weird rug-looking dog.

Let it be known to all that my niece Emma is a much better direction giver than my nephew Micah. He would get lost going to the bathroom.

I wish you could Google anything. Like, "Where the heck is my phone?" and it would be like, "It's under the couch moron."

30 degrees is way to cold to run without running tights...I think i made snot-sicles.

Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"

just watched part of american idol. With the new judges, I think it is time to cancel the series. Randy still has it, but the rest.....just does not have the feel anymore.

Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.

My mom told me today that if I post one more pro-gun comment, she will blow my brains out.....see I need a gun for protection..

The flu has totally gone viral.

Why do they use Chicago as a reason we need more gun control? That city has no rights for its citizens to own a gun to protect themselves, so it should be the safest city in the country.