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Woke up feeling sick as fuck, only slept 4 hours. I really need an answer. I cant keep doing this.

Went to make pan fried potatoes and eggs, i finish making the potatoes and go to the fridge to get eggs, i open the fridge, and theres no eggs =.=

Trying to flash a boost mobile phone, this is gona take a while,

When a couple is deaf, how does the husband stop his wife from nagging him? He put super glue on her palms

A lady, wearing a tight skirt, was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus. A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors. She tried to step up onto the step but her skirt was too tight. So she reached back to unzip and loosen it a little. she tried to step up onto the steps again. But it was still to tight. She reached back and unzipped some more. Tried to step up again and the skirt was still to tight. She tried one more time. She reached back and unzipped some more. And sh...

-sighs- why do i always piss off my friends ?

motehr fucker, i got super glue all over my fingers, -looks at fingers and plays with drying super glue as i giggle-

so sick of my phone being just for facebook updates. bout to just shut it off and get a tracfone for business only.

cant even dismantle a touch phone -.- fml

RIP OFFICER KOTECKI. My thought n prayers are with your family. You will be missed ♥

Stupid phone. I cant even keep it off the charger for an hr now. Nt too mention it barely works.

FUCK FIOS!

Car got stolen right out of the lot. Lovely.

The cost of living has got that bad my wife has turned to having sex with me cos she can't afford batteries.......

Little aggravated tonight. Shame, no one to bs with even.

Oh man. Anyone awake wana text? Please ? I could really use anyone someone to talk to. 412 628 2499. Or even just random bull shitting.

Fundraiser going on at diesel June 30th, help the Pickel Barrel, more details about admission and age limits to come. Door will be 6-12.

It is amazing what you can do once you get over feeling sorry for yourself.

You know that moment, where you u drive home. Park the car. and all you can do is just sit there wit ur head on the steering wheel? staring at the dashboard, cause you have absolutely no fucking clue what to do anymore. Cryin doesnt help. getting angry doesnt help. so you just sit there. staring blankly. Trying to figure something out. Yea I had one of those moments.

I cant even watch no strings attatched without feeling pathetic, what the fu......why ?

6am. waiting for peen state universities treasurer to drop their computer off. Fk im tired.

Wow shade. Can u wait til after company leaves to eat field micewhole?

You have dubstep on. You see your cant walk past the subwhooer. OH MY GOSH! FLUFFY NO! -fwoomp- Subwoofer inhales cat.

playing with cheat engine and Drift City. Maybe ill learn something.