My fav was my first GI visit 12 yrs ago. A quick behind glove test, and then back to his office for the results.
Dr.: "Stop stressing out, and this should go away"
Me : (nearly crying from being so sick) "ok" not knowing better back then
Dr: "you may also want to pick up some Benadryl for those hives and rashes you have on you skin'"
So stress causes...