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My Mom used to say - come here, I'll fix your boo-boo... I'll stomp on your toe and your (fill in the blank) will stop hurting! I never fell for it! Duh! Mom! Then they will BOTH hurt!!! <----run away!!

OMG - I hope you are ok! Didn't break you toe, did you? Poor thing!

You guys are cracking me up!!! LOL

Pretty sure not the right place to ask... but I find it pretty funny... does anyone find it interesting/funny.... newly diagnosed that walking through the bakery, or smelling bread makes you feel itchy?? It's all in my head right?! (I never felt that way before) I guess I've read so many scared posts it rubs off. Oh wait - I maid those posts!! <BG>...

LOL - I don't know about 5th grade... but I spent days.... weeks in panic, emotional meltdown.... I followed a link to John Pinette from, someone here here. I will for ever be grateful too!! and spent day watching comedy and just KNEW I was over it!!!! I can deal!! You really shouldn't encourage me... <BSEG> I have sooo many jokes on file......

You've probably heard this one!! sorry, i can't seem to unbold it... What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should...

Burrito sounds great! I'm making stuffed zucchini. Cut in half lengthwise and scooped out. Sauteed green onions and mushrooms in a little olive oil (make your own substitutions). Browned ground turkey all mixed together with avocado. I've also used hummus. Stuff back into hollowed out zucchinis and bake. Maybe 20 minutes - if you bake too long they get...